About Kassia Halcli

Hello! My name is Kassia, which is apparently a lot harder for people to pronounce than my parents thought it would be. I’m from the exotic, mini-van dotted suburb of Fairfax, VA, which I consider far enough south to justify my excessive use of “y’all.”

When I was twelve, I invented a sport. It’s called cat tipping. Cat tipping is basically cow tipping, except it’s less demanding of upper body strength and involves no cows. In my free time at W&M, I liked to invent awesome dance moves based on American colonial history. The Stamp Act is catching on guys, I swear. It’s going to be the Running Man of our generation.

More than anything, I try to bear in mind the famous quote by Oscar Wilde, “swag, swag, swag on you.” Or maybe that was someone else. Regardless, I hope you like my blog.