That I’m dropping my water bottle approximately nineteen times a day
It needs to stop.
That I’m reading Hemingway’s “Big Two-Hearted River” for my American Lit class, in which good ol’ Ernest talks for fifteen pages about a dude camping, making canned spaghetti, some stuff about grasshoppers, and catching trout.
That my MIXED fruit snack pack that I ate last night contained ALL strawberry, save for two peach
Seriously, Target, I want a refund.
That my mom emails me daily with pictures of our pet duck, named Duck, who is steadily approaching adolescence:
I’m just glad I’m not around to have to deal with those raging hormones, amirite?
That Busch Gardens Day, the second-coming of Christmas, is tomorrow
Did you hear me? CHRISTMAS.
That it is 84 degrees and muggy. In October.
Seriously, Williamsburg, I want a refund.
That the iPhone’s recent update gives you about a billion new Emojis
[picture of lifelike ram]
That its been announced that $8 million is going into Sadler’s expansion:
Fantastic. Just don’t touch the terrace.
That 50 Cent’s “In Da Club” is stuck in my head right now
That I found Orson Welles notably attractive in Citizen Kane
This is not something I will share with my film class.
That a Beyoncé music video made me tear up last week
That leaves will be changing colors soon
[high-pitched, manic squeals]
That this blog post, like most others, has been in list format
I’ll work on it, okay?