My Blowout Bulletin

I apologize for my absence. I can only imagine the series of hysteric nightmares you must have had when imagining what forces prevented me from posting another blog. These forces are called exams, and they are mighty. This post will not be a recount of what has happened since our last encounter; in the words of the marvelous Lady MacBeth, “what’s done, is done.”

Therefore, I would like to address the last day of classes. By the time this reaches the blogosphere, Blowout will have already spread its macabre fingers all throughout the campus, but I would still like to express my concerns. Please make Tribe Choices. If you decide to blow out, please surround yourself with accountable friends who have your best interest at heart. Avoid catapulting yourself into situations that you might regret later—I understand the entire carpe diem mindset, and how you wish to live your life to the fullest, but keep in mind the carpe diem contradiction (see Romeo & Juliet­).

Those of us who are not drinking should maintain the utmost patience for our plastered peers, and we should willingly extend protection if need be. Take whatever actions you feel necessary when protecting a fellow friend, whether it’s a call to the campus policy, or even 911. We are the Tribe; we should have each other’s backs. Furthermore, blame any riotous, lewd, and socially unacceptable behavior on the alcohol—not the host.

Celebrate and have fun. But please stay safe, too.