What I’ve Learned at The College…

1. You may just end up dating someone from your freshmen hall. Keep that in mind when walking from your room to the bathroom in your bunny slippers…

2. You’re not the smartest person in the world. Lots of people here will make you feel like a 5th grader.

3. You’re not the dumbest person in the world either. There’s always someone who helps the curve out by getting a 37%.

4. No matter how ugly he is, dance with him at the party. He may be really good in Biology.

5. Football is not the only contact sport. Ultimate Frisbee is dangerous.

6. Make sure you pack a bucket. They come in handy.

7. If you didn’t procrastinate in high school, don’t start now. It’s an art. If you haven’t perfected it by the time you pass through the Wren Building, leave it to the pros.

8. During your time here at The College, you can choose from two of the following three options: Get good grades, get enough sleep, or have a social life.

9. Your printer will only run out of ink when you have 5 minutes before your 15 page thesis is due.

10. Save money over the summer. That way, at the very least, you won’t go broke before Thanksgiving.