Things to never say to women

So the other night I went out with some friends to Red Lobster. Nearing the end of our meal, there was a very lucrative offer in the form of a bet which would have greatly been to my advantage. The wager was that I couldn’t get the waitress’ number. Being the kind of person to never turn down a challenge, I gladly accepted the offer. When the waitress returned, I began rambling things until I finally made my fatal error. I said that my friends were challenging me to get her number, and that even if she gave me the digits, I wouldn’t ever call. As soon as I finished speaking I knew that I had thoroughly erred. The table erupted with laughter and the waitress looked and seemed embarrassed/surprised at the whole ordeal. I mean really….WHO SAYS THAT?!?!?! However this dark rain cloud did have a silver lining when she did tell me I would have gotten her number had it not been for the fact that I said I wouldn’t call. This became even more shocking when she said that she was married…. oh the things I get myself into….

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